The Otterly Owlsome Podcast with Allison and Justin - Episode #003
hi I'm Alice hi I'm Justin and you're listening to the utterly awesome podcast who knows what we'll talk about hello he's here he's got fancy hair this is my yoga later your white hair my real hair what looks fancy and it's multicolored and it looks like you've been at the beach way too much bye but this is my real hair meaning I did not straighten it today I was working on a surprise for you and because I made more surprises I love it and by me I mean do I get to submit more thingies some submit more thingies on the like my sloth motivational poster oh yeah you want to I mean I'm all of the game that's what I'm doing but the funny part is um I'm recording by the way video has they're using AI to edit your your camera in real time and make your eyes always on the camera and the way I saw it yeah this guy was in the podcast and he's like now I have one eye open and both of his eyes were open like it literally changed it so his eyes looked like they were looking at the camera I need that I'm gonna text you what that filter made me look like with no make up oh my God like e even if I wanted to look like this I don't know how because I don't know how to do my makeup well like this is this took me two minutes because I was I was running between calls but just look at what I sent you like even if I wanted to look like that I would have to have someone come in and do like makeup for dummies because I don't know how to do any of that yeah but I was like I have to take a picture [Applause] that's really cool I mean if I knew I could look like that I should have been doing my makeup a long time ago [Applause] no they have like on YouTube like videos showing you how to do it I've never like watched the full thing but wow you don't really have a mean to but well and then there's like multiple layers like it's it's a science so then I also don't know how to curl my hair like with a curling iron and I have watched every video I can find I have bought every contraption it's just not in the cards for me and David hates makeup like to him he's like that's a lot of makeup and I'm like I have on eyeshadow and powder and eyeliner when Iowa did uh I did a stage play once and man as soon as it was done I would head to the cold cream and the little makeup wedges and I'd just take that stuff I could not stand it yeah it just made me feel hot and like like my skin couldn't breathe yeah I've had no blemishes so I only think I had a beard at that time I was pretty young so you might have had a little stubble on a mustache now I've got Allison's sexy picture on my phone I'll listen if she knew how to do makeup all right you ready for your surprise I am I'm excited I'm gonna share my screen because I can edit this in post I'll I'll wait I can share individual tabs that's pretty cool how tab is that oh it's only going from the same assessment so let's do a window yeah there we go I'll show this one okay I was fooling around with the same thing you're talking about but um that is I asked it for an owl and an otter in different formats and notice first of all I have to confess like I prep on this episode is as just as bad as it has been but that was the first one which it looks okay except the owl that is you'll see a common theme in these pictures is I think I got mostly otters um but that's number one here's the number two I think I'm getting a little more aloe Vibe on that one that one's totally announcement it's kind of creepy yeah and there's an upside down microphone and in the otter like doing on a microphone it was weird um he's so pensive like tell me about your life like he's thinking like he's got his little wings his wings look like lobster claws kind of or maybe yeah and the otter like girl hold on I got so much to tell you like your outer voice all right there's this is when you said you were gonna be late so I started experimenting [Music] with this girl he's studious like a professor um and then the UFOs in the background yeah it's like a paint like when I was a kid I thought I was an artist okay I think this might be the last one no this is my favorite one but they're two otters though I know that's the only problem I'm having trouble getting the AI to understand I need both an owl and an otter um all right here's the last one anyway this is the second the last one you put in your yard I have two of them in my yard on my deck I try to get them to birds and stop pooping on the deck and you know what they do they sit on the owl and poop on it that's hilarious it's obviously not a threatening owl no it's actually kind of cute now this one's funny because I told it an owl in a otter in a coffee shop or a cafe a busy Cafe is what I said this is what I got there's tons of owls apparently in the coffee and then this is the last one which I said the otter and the owl also be looking at a screen with code on it and we should be from behind and some reason somebody's looking at us well and Owl can like turn his head all the way that's true I yes so needless to say I'm not having luck with pictures and I haven't paid anybody up oh and that's the other side of the story okay and you know what we can do we all I can share my screen with you and we can let you ask it for some pictures so I think I might have mentioned this but there's um there's another YouTuber who wanted to help me enhance my knowledge Helper and he we did a reception and we recorded and everything and then it didn't work in the middle of it well I went and looked at the logs and then today I went to get this it didn't work it's like the Vlogs and I had reached my free trial limit with the API so I had to give them money and um basically each one of these cost me two cents um so obviously a dollar it's okay it's all right off it's all tax tax deductible because I'm not I'm poor not making any money um at least with the podcast I'm not making any money I have a real job full time that I get paid for um so it's working now and I can actually go finish what we worked on but let me let me actually just share let me give do you want to take a stab since I have such bad success uh I mean mine were super good how about one day I got Gilmore Girls and Baker Mayfield so be like a part two of Allison and Dustin have an image fun all right uh go here and I'll type for you I'll be your typist all right an owl and an otter [Applause] sharing drinks over a podcast that's it yeah so let's see what that does first all right and then I'll make you a fun outfit with my words for like an owl flying away from an otter is there an echo for you no I'm hearing this one I have one no other than there's like this weird scratching sound okay my headphone cord oh yeah my hair might be touching my airpods uh maybe that's what it was right do you have like any hair metal hair or something no but I have hair that has its own life that's what it is doing it right now all right oh gosh that me now oh we never got both out there at all why wouldn't it pick up on that and there's nothing in the thoughts could be I think there's a piece of celery in the glass let's make it bigger there's a lot of things it could be a sea cucumber we look and they're both owls and one of them looks really angry I don't know why it's struggling with when we ask it for two animals I know I'm wondering if this is screwing it up my English an owl in an otter wow I mean it's supposed to be Anne when it starts with a vowel right what if we say one owl an owl talking to one otter using a microphone and a computer or no and headphones instead of a computer because I don't really care about the computer okay maybe because we're saying one of each Maybe because that's that's probably been the worst that you could see on those images it's like I'm not getting anything with both of the kind of God on my own kind of on that one not really but kind of oh oh that's closer I like that direction that otter looks more like a weasel he looks real like bored and the owl looks real pretentious what is that style is that like a chalk talk I like the style of it yes I like the yeah I don't hate that one if like are the owl's eyes like happening what's cool is that is like if we were to use it as like a logo we could shrink it down and you wouldn't be able to see all those imperfections yeah the otter looks a little drunk he's only one eye like half open same for the owl yeah it's like oh did you ever see um the new Mary Poppins movie with Emily Blunt I did one of the that looks like one of the evil weasels from the the bowl I can't remember what the bowl is called yeah when they break the bowl and go inside of it I don't remember it as well as you do I have a Mary poppin I love it I like musical I like lin-manuel Miranda fan too yeah so he's very talented I saw Hamilton on Broadway and it was like I've already seen that I've heard it before I saw it yeah so did I I was there for work and I was like this is a once in a lifetime they have tickets this is a birthday present to myself okay so I think we're in the right direction with that sentence so maybe we take that sentence and light change it around like a brown owl or a white owl with a brown on do we have to say like a sea otter you know maybe that would help you that you showed me the honor yeah when they're on there when they're on their backs yeah they hold hands when they're sleeping so they don't float away all right tell me how to tell me why how a white owl well I like the sentence we have to like keep the same sentence and we'll just like interject like more adjectives like a white owl talking to AC one sea otter there we go after those tall you know we're describing it more you tell it both eyes open they'll come back like this all right let's see what that's like let's see into your soul with their eyes are too big well speaking of we watched a really good movie yesterday you guys should check it out we have a ghost that's good it's a family movie faster maybe we need this I like your bow which I'd never wear in real life that I think the other one was still closer yeah we got into a weird Direction like I feel this is like kindergarten finger painting paint yeah okay okay what if we tried the exact same sentence like that we did with the one we kind of like see if it got us the same one it shouldn't now that's the whole thing is it's supposed to like be random yeah be random and I just read something that was funny on that same screen um random and like the API will let me request more than one picture but I've got it hard-coded to only request one okay so now it's gone off in a weird direction and you have wings now oh and I'm standing I like that although I like that I'm standing on the microphone yeah that looks like a koala bear talking into an owl let's try uh sorry I'm taking over it no you're fine we watched um the little things with Denzel Washington and Jared Leto and Ramy Mouse yeah Remy Malik it was interesting with headphones talking to AC on your daughter with nicer headphones with headphones headphones and a pink boat because I'm the girl obviously take a cookbook so I'm gonna I'm gonna be a naked owl you could have like a top hat be like a Dapper owl or a bow tie like Chuck tomorrow like Chuck tomasi yes I've seen a lot of him lately I know [Applause] what is that oh my God there's no owl there's no water either is there a mallet like I got the pink bow though I actually think we should keep this one just because it's so crazy oh my gosh orgy turn that part off I turned that part off because I was like I can't deal with all these posts I was generating images for uh something else and um yeah I turned it off okay that one's disturbing no one is that one is still the closest did you download that one that we liked even though it was I put it in the uh I put it in the document I don't know if you have still remember where that is yeah so I'm gonna stick this one in there too I do have a hard stop with a customer in 15 minutes unfortunately how dare you have to go talk to people at first Katarina's fault she looked good oh I love cats she's awesome I'm glad she's back it's image all right this is our maybe second to last one okay you go let's see what else and if you could think of like in the style of that's what I was trying to do while I was waiting on you I was like I'm not very fluid artistically what's the uh what's like the different color suitcase hold on Andy Warhol m there we go that should be interesting brace yourself I've watched a video of him eating a cheeseburger on YouTube it's uh it's actually pretty interesting let's move now remember we broke it look at me I was like dang too many requests I hope I didn't hear the users on that I can go check here real quick in progress it's just so complicated I finished yeah I was probably like no who the hell is this Andy Warhol guy oh no oh that's exactly what I was going for actually was that style but that's two owls they're cool owls but that was actually the style I was going for so it nailed the style it just did nail the rest it doesn't get this dual animal concept yeah I think we found instead of talking to what if we say one owl and one otter with microphone and headphones with yeah do we do we do headphones we're gonna just get microphone I don't know you always have headphones on I use my airpods let's do this one with microphones phones or one microphone just one microphone if we can get a microphone otter is there another name for otter I mean just a sea otter I don't think there's any other name maybe if we did like one owl holding hands with one otter like make them interact I don't know high-fiving guys this gives them hands it's gonna be creepy push cartoons have hands pour it in the stone yeah very animatedly that's the only owl that came to mind even though I know there's a million others yeah there was one cartoon of us growing up it was the last one before like wrestling or the news or something and there was an owl I can't remember the name there's um the lollipop owl I think they might have I think we might have tripped their uh their safety engine with the holding hands let's see what we broke severe fitting on all right what do we do the server is currently overloaded with other requests sorry about that well that's a flaw in my flow I should have resubmitted it disclose the request is completed well that's okay this is why I don't do this in real life only just for fun yeah I can't imagine I would do this like all day all right cross your fingers oh we got an image you need to demo this to a customer see that's closer I feel like it tried to make an otter on the the white one but it just made an owl with a creepy otter face I like your hat though like that hat like it can see in your computer right now we should have told it with a backwards ball cap on and see do I still have access professional yes I haven't taken away and I'm off to cut that out of the recording but yes you still have access to my PDI if you remember the password and everything you still have access so go for it will you send it to me that's instant again because I don't know if I saved it before you go do your job I'm gonna have my real job what they pay me for and if you forget okay I can reset it DM so yeah episode three in the books I'll start editing these at some point here all right talk soon all right bye have I stopped sharing [Music]
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